Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
All the doctor said was why
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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