I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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