In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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