Do vagina's smell?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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