My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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