just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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