OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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