Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
