If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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