I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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