Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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