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(478): View more from Georgia

So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis

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Sounds like a really classy character....

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He is classy. It was argyle.

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(478): So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis (410): Sounds like a really classy character.... (478): He is classy. It was argyle. http://tfl.nu/j1fr

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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(507): We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them. http://tfl.nu/g8a0

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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.

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(602): Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho. http://tfl.nu/5bol

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.

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(404): Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating. http://tfl.nu/1th0

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(646): View more from New York

jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times

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(646): jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times http://tfl.nu/h14v

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(805): View more from California

omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now

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he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls

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(805): omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now (1-805): he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls http://tfl.nu/00r7

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(614): View more from Ohio

you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.

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(614): you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink. http://tfl.nu/tx6g

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them

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(708): I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them http://tfl.nu/hbhk

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off

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(603): she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off http://tfl.nu/ws61

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(626): View more from California

I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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(626): I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me? (949): OH MY GOD. SO PROUD. http://tfl.nu/ybsq

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(214): View more from Texas

Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

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If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

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(214): Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex? (281): If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy! http://tfl.nu/0a5o

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.

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(570): The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night. http://tfl.nu/1ay9

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(661): View more from California

i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance

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(661): i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance http://tfl.nu/ezzs

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(631): View more from New York

Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.

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(631): Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner. http://tfl.nu/12fk

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(319): View more from Iowa

Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.

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And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.

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(319): Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth. (1-319): And in your bra. It was quite entertaining. http://tfl.nu/axvu

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