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(443): View more from Maryland

There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Get out of your relationship and into my pants.

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(937): View more from Ohio

she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor

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(940): View more from Texas

Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

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(281): View more from Texas

Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal

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(251): View more from Alabama

I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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(408): View more from California

so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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