He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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