He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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