physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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