He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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