I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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