also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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