I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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