I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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