So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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