I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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