Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
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I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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