So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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