Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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