what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
should my penis look like a turkey
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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