we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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