I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize
