Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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