I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Randomize
