the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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