The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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