If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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