I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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