Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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