awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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