He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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