Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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