That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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