belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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