rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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