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(206): View more from Washington

What should our trivia night team be named?

(925): View more from California

Define Statutory

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(281): View more from Texas

so now she's a stripper

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can't say i'm surprised

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(309): View more from Illinois

I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

(309): View more from Illinois

"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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(913): View more from Kansas

he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever

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(516): View more from New York

just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination

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(734): View more from Michigan

i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..

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(315): View more from New York

We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.

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(916): View more from California

hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.

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