I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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