with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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