She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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