hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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