that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
