Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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