When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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