Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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