we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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