I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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