you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
