no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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