If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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