Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
